i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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