Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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