Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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