seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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