I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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