im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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