Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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