idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
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