But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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