you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
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Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
They took my balls.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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