I wish I only lived at night.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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