Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You pole danced in your parka.
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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