I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
4 words: hood of his car
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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