are you still at the devil's house?
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I think i got beer on your cat.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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