Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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