I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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