butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I got chris browned last night
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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