If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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