Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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