They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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