scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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