I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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