why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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