you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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