Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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