Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
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woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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