i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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