New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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