How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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