so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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