the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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