He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
