But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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