I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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