I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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