I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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