The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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