Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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