butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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