Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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