didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Shame is for Republicans.
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