sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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