..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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