i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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