Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later