her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.