Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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