the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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