Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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