I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
