we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Randomize
