Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
