i was born a porn star she said
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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