I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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