Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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