i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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