Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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