I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
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So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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