Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Randomize
