Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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