So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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